finger-licking good
and its ontological opposite:
toe-sucking evil
Colonel Sanders and Quinton Tarantino locked in mortal combat
finger-licking good
and its ontological opposite:
toe-sucking evil
Colonel Sanders and Quinton Tarantino locked in mortal combat
and what if I told you nine was less afraid of love than ten. what then.
for a moment i lived in a beautiful world where doctor who didn’t exist and this was simply a seven-ate-nine joke too layered for me to understand
ah shit they’re gaining on us. we gotta jettison some weight. throw all those stolen boomerangs out we don’t need em
On it, boss!
Bad news, boss!
your honor who gives a fuck. like for real
loboflaco-deactivated20221016:
When you’re in an egg-and-spoon race and you gotta check that the little mf didn’t fall off the spoon
Ignore my bouncing leg, I was born without a tail you see
how to express emotions infront of people without feeling terribly ashamed of yourself tutorial
I deserve a gentle love after all the shit I’ve had to put up with
nobody is coming to save you. get up
yall mind if i preemptively grieve what i still have yet to lose
I’m going to the grocery store does anyone want to sublet my apartment for 45 minutes
How much
Only 3400
hot damn 🏃♂️ cmon guys lets go 🏃♂️🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🧞♀️
ok I’m back you and your boyfriend and your dog and your dog and your dog and your dog and your dog and your dog and your dog and your dog and your dog and your dog and your dog and your djinn can go
Yes please
remembering that time i got drunk and told a guy he looked like a wrought iron gate
he didnt respond to my observation. just sorta stood there
… much like something else i know of